A Million Ways to Die in the West Quotes
For fans of Seth MacFarlane, even the sight of these A Million Ways to DIe in the West quotes will get your excited for a return from the man who gave us Ted.
You know what else can kill you? Doctors!
Albert
I'm not the hero. I'm the guy in the crowd making fun of the hero's shirt; that's who I am.
Albert
Where are all the white women at?
Gunman at Fair in Final Scene
My worst fear is to OD on a recreational drug.
Albert
Clinch: Where did you learn to shoot?
Albert: Your wife.
Edward: Oh, snap!
[after shooting someone] people die at the fair.
Gunman at Fair in Final Scene
Edward: This is my first vagina.
Ruth: You've never seen one!
Edward: No I feel like I should have a piece of cake or something.
Edward: it's uhh it's it's that, right?
Ruth: Oh yeah, it's this, its like from here to here.
Edward: Oh.
Ruth: But this is just the outside, there's these folds.
Edward: Okay, i'm gonna close the bible now.
George Stark: You're late!
Albert: For what?
George Stark: Fair enough.
Hey, dude, you really shouldn't drink and horse.
Edward
A Million Ways to Die in the West Review
Seth MacFarlane had an out-of-nowhere hit with Ted a few years back and he followed that up with a Western comedy, A Million Ways to Die...
