Favorite A Million Ways to Die in the West Quotes
I'm not the hero. I'm the guy in the crowd making fun of the hero's shirt; that's who I am.Albert
George Stark: You're late!
Albert: For what?
George Stark: Fair enough.
[after shooting someone] people die at the fair.Gunman at Fair in Final Scene
Clinch: Where did you learn to shoot?
Albert: Your wife.
Edward: Oh, snap!
My worst fear is to OD on a recreational drug.Albert
Where are all the white women at?Gunman at Fair in Final Scene
Hey, dude, you really shouldn't drink and horse.Edward
You know what else can kill you? Doctors!Albert
Edward: This is my first vagina.
Ruth: You've never seen one!
Edward: No I feel like I should have a piece of cake or something.
Edward: it's uhh it's it's that, right?
Ruth: Oh yeah, it's this, its like from here to here.
Ruth: But this is just the outside, there's these folds.
Edward: Okay, i'm gonna close the bible now.