Favorite A Million Ways to Die in the West Quotes
George Stark: You're late!
Albert: For what?
George Stark: Fair enough.
I'm not the hero. I'm the guy in the crowd making fun of the hero's shirt; that's who I am.Albert
My worst fear is to OD on a recreational drug.Albert
Clinch: Where did you learn to shoot?
Albert: Your wife.
Edward: Oh, snap!
Where are all the white women at?Gunman at Fair in Final Scene
Hey, dude, you really shouldn't drink and horse.Edward
You know what else can kill you? Doctors!Albert
Edward: This is my first vagina.
Ruth: You've never seen one!
Edward: No I feel like I should have a piece of cake or something.
Edward: it's uhh it's it's that, right?
Ruth: Oh yeah, it's this, its like from here to here.
Ruth: But this is just the outside, there's these folds.
Edward: Okay, i'm gonna close the bible now.
[after shooting someone] people die at the fair.Gunman at Fair in Final Scene