Popular A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas Quotes
Kumar: Those kids put something in here.
Harold: Is it drugs? Is it semen?
Kumar: Doesn't taste like semen...
I shot Santa Claus in the face. He's real, and I shot him in the face.
Kumar: How are you still alive?
Neil Patrick Harris: What are you talking about?
Harold: We saw you get shot, remember?
Neil Patrick Harris: You have to be more specific...
Kumar: In that whore house?
Harold: In Texas?
Kumar: You branded a prostitute...
Neil Patrick Harris: Oh yeah...
I'll Skype you later, or text you later. Or both at the same time!Todd
Who are those guys?Kid at Party
Gracie: Get off of me! I thought you were gay!
Neil Patrick Harris: I am gay...gay for that!