Popular Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Quotes
Ace: Just what sort of bat are we talking about?
Fulton Greenwall: The Great White Bat, of course.
Ace: Corpus Kilochiroptera?
Fulton Greenwall: Yes, but to the natives... Shikaka.
Ace: Shikaka... Shikaka! Shikasha! Ohhh! Shishkabab. Shawshank Redemption. ShicaaaaGO! You're outta there! Go on, I gotcha, you're out.
The urine stain on your pants signifies that you are a single-shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle.
Airplane Stewardess: [lisping] Peanuts?
Ace: Yes, I have one right here. It's bulky, but I consider it carry-on.
Friends, rodents, quadrupeds, lend me your rears!
I'll have you know that I have the reflexes of a cat and the speed of a mongoose. Throw it. I DARE YOU!
Ace: Your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky and loaded with danger.
Guano bowls! Collect the whole set...
You know, gingivitis is the number one reason of all tooth decay.
Take that, you winged spawn of Satan!
Ace: OK, all looks good, you know, you never really know until you check things out yourself.
Fulton Greenwall: Well, aren't you going to go investigate?
Ace: ITS DARK IN THERE... I MIGHT FALL INTO A PRECIPICE!
Of course. How sssselfish of me. Let's do all the things that YOU wanna do.
If you were me, then I'd be you, and I'd use *your* body to get to the top. You can't stop me no matter who you are!