Popular Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Quotes
Meeting with sinister types much? A not too much, a much too much.
There's someone on the wing! Some... THING! I'm sorry, what were you saying?
The urine stain on your pants signifies that you are a single-shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle.
Airplane Stewardess: [lisping] Peanuts?
Ace: Yes, I have one right here. It's bulky, but I consider it carry-on.
Friends, rodents, quadrupeds, lend me your rears!
I'll have you know that I have the reflexes of a cat and the speed of a mongoose. Throw it. I DARE YOU!
Ace: Your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky and loaded with danger.
Guano bowls! Collect the whole set...
You know, gingivitis is the number one reason of all tooth decay.
Ace: Just what sort of bat are we talking about?
Fulton Greenwall: The Great White Bat, of course.
Ace: Corpus Kilochiroptera?
Fulton Greenwall: Yes, but to the natives... Shikaka.
Ace: Shikaka... Shikaka! Shikasha! Ohhh! Shishkabab. Shawshank Redemption. ShicaaaaGO! You're outta there! Go on, I gotcha, you're out.
Take that, you winged spawn of Satan!
Ace: OK, all looks good, you know, you never really know until you check things out yourself.
Fulton Greenwall: Well, aren't you going to go investigate?
Ace: ITS DARK IN THERE... I MIGHT FALL INTO A PRECIPICE!