Favorite Adventureland Quotes
Tommy Frigo: Don't get all drunk and fall asleep.
James Brennan: Why?
Tommy Frigo: 'cause i'll jack off on your face.
Satin lives.James Brennan
Yeah, Frigo was my best friend. Then, I turned four.James Brennan
Fuck this weed is good.Eric
Fucking sadists. Fucking sadists!Joel
James Brennan: [after being told that Herman Melville was such an overlooked nobody when he was alive that when he died, his obituary reported his name as Henry Melville] No, that's bullshit, seriously. Herman Melville wrote an 800 page novel that was a parable for the horrors of the whaling industry. He wasn't overlooked or left for dead - he was an impassioned man when he was alive! I hope that when I'm dead, I'm fortunate enough that someone calls me Henry.
Joel: Well one can only hope.
James Brennan: Maybe I'm not the right guy to run this game. I really... I think I should probably be on the rides department.
Bobby: Oh, no, no, no. No. You're more of a game guy.
Paulette: Yeah, you're very... you're very gamey.
Don't eat the corn dogs.Bobby
Bobby: Have you ever seen a horse race before? Have you ever, like, heard one on the radio?
James Brennan: Harness racing or, like, the normal kind?
Paulette: That's a good question.
Bobby: That doesn't really matter. Look, the Kentucky Derby, have you seen the Kentucky Derby? The way they announce it on the radio, and it's really...
Paulette: Yeah, 100, 200, going...
Bobby: That's an auction, sweetie.
Hey, James... you still have anymore of those baby joints?Mike Connell