Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.

Steve McCroskey

There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

Elaine Dickinson

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Airplane! Quotes

Joey, have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison?

Captain Oveur

Hanging Lady: Nervous?
Ted Striker: Yes.
Hanging Lady: First time?
Ted Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times.