You said we were going to go to Morocco. There is no Morocco. There's not even a Penny Lane. I don't even know your real name.

William Miller

Elaine Miller: You wanna be Atticus Finch. Oh, that makes me feel so good.
Young William: I like him.

Anita Miller: It's unfair that we can't listen to our music!
Elaine Miller: Honey, it's all about drugs and promiscuous sex.
Anita Miller: Simon and Garfunkel is poetry!
Elaine Miller: Yes it's poetry. It's the poetry of drugs and promiscuous sex. Look at the picture on the cover, they're on pot.

Fuck it! I'm... I'm gay!

Ed

Penny Lane: I've made a decision, I'm gonna live in Morocco for one year. I need a new crowd. Do you wanna come?
William Miller: Yes! Yeah.
Penny Lane: Are you sure?
William Miller: Ask me again.
Penny Lane: Do you wanna come?
William Miller: Yes! Yes.

We are not Groupies. We are here because of the music, we inspire the music. We are Band Aids.

Penny Lane

Anita Miller: All the kids make fun of him. They call him the Narc behind his back.
Elaine Miller: What's a narc?
Anita Miller: It's a narcotics officer.
Elaine Miller: Well, what's wrong with THAT?

I'm telling secrets to the one guy you don't tell secrets to.

Russell Hammond

Let's deflower the kid.

Polexia Aphrodisia

The only true currency in this bankrupt world... is what you share with someone else when you're uncool.

Lester Bangs

Aw, man. You made friends with them. See, friendship is the booze they feed you. They want you to get drunk on feeling like you belong.

Lester Bangs

I never said I was a golden god... did I?

Russell Hammond

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Almost Famous Quotes

I always tell the girls, never take it seriously, if ya never take it seriosuly, ya never get hurt, ya never get hurt, ya always have fun, and if you ever get lonely, just go to the record store and visit your friends.

Penny Lane

I am a golden god!

Russell Hammond