Forgive me father, for I may sin tonight.

Polexia Aphrodisia

He was never a person, he was a journalist!

Jeff Bebe

Lester Bangs: You like Lou Reed?
William Miller: The early stuff. In his new stuff he's trying to be Bowie, but he should just be himself.

You said we were going to go to Morocco. There is no Morocco. There's not even a Penny Lane. I don't even know your real name.

William Miller

Anita Miller: All the kids make fun of him. They call him the Narc behind his back.
Elaine Miller: What's a narc?
Anita Miller: It's a narcotics officer.
Elaine Miller: Well, what's wrong with THAT?

Elaine Miller: You wanna be Atticus Finch. Oh, that makes me feel so good.
Young William: I like him.

Anita Miller: It's unfair that we can't listen to our music!
Elaine Miller: Honey, it's all about drugs and promiscuous sex.
Anita Miller: Simon and Garfunkel is poetry!
Elaine Miller: Yes it's poetry. It's the poetry of drugs and promiscuous sex. Look at the picture on the cover, they're on pot.

[entering William's bedroom] So... This is where the enemy sleeps.

Russell Hammond

Fuck it! I'm... I'm gay!


We are not Groupies. We are here because of the music, we inspire the music. We are Band Aids.

Penny Lane

Your mom kinda freaked me out.

Russell Hammond

Let's deflower the kid.

Polexia Aphrodisia

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Almost Famous Quotes

I always tell the girls, never take it seriously, if ya never take it seriosuly, ya never get hurt, ya never get hurt, ya always have fun, and if you ever get lonely, just go to the record store and visit your friends.

Penny Lane

I am a golden god!

Russell Hammond