If ANYONE sees Johnny Truelove... tell him that Jake Mazursky was looking for him. Thank you.

Jake Mazursky

Johnny Truelove: You ever have that dream: the one where you did something... You don't know why, but you can never go back?

A drug dealer? No. Did he sell a little weed? Yeah.

Sonny Truelove

Frankie Ballenbacher: You want a cigarette?
Zack Mazursky: No, I don't smoke.
Frankie Ballenbacher: Fuck that. It's good for you.

I fuck bitches. You're a homo.

Frankie Ballenbacher

No matter where you go... No matter what you do... I will hunt you down. I will hunt you down and when I find you, I'm gonna cut you open and eat your mother fucking heart!

Jake Mazursky

Do me a favor and go have a period!

Frankie Ballenbacher

Johnny Truelove: Oh, suck my cock.
Angela Holden: Tried that already, it didn't quite work.

Have you ever been laid, Stolen Boy?

Tiffany Hartunian

Wipe that smile off your face, you're a dead giveaway.

Julie Beckley

Susan Hartunian: This kid has been kidnapped!
Sabrina Pope: Really? Oh my god, that's so cool!
Susan Hartunian: No it's not! This shirt is cool! Bob Marley is cool! This is not cool!

Angela Holden: Jesus. What do you want to do, cuddle?
Johnny Truelove: Can't we just...
Angela Holden: No. I wanna fuck!
Johnny Truelove: Blow me!
Angela Holden: I already tried that. It didn't work.

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Alpha Dog Quotes

Zack Mazursky: Marco
Julie Beckley: Polo
Zack Mazursky: Marco
Julie Beckley: [breathily] Polo
[they kiss]

Angela Holden: So you're like... ransom.
Julie Beckley: That's hot.
Zack Mazursky: It's ok. Its like another story to tell my grandchildren
Julie Beckley: Stolen boy.