A drug dealer? No. Did he sell a little weed? Yeah.

Sonny Truelove

Johnny Truelove: You ever have that dream: the one where you did something... You don't know why, but you can never go back?

If ANYONE sees Johnny Truelove... tell him that Jake Mazursky was looking for him. Thank you.

Jake Mazursky

Frankie Ballenbacher: You want a cigarette?
Zack Mazursky: No, I don't smoke.
Frankie Ballenbacher: Fuck that. It's good for you.

I fuck bitches. You're a homo.

Frankie Ballenbacher

No matter where you go... No matter what you do... I will hunt you down. I will hunt you down and when I find you, I'm gonna cut you open and eat your mother fucking heart!

Jake Mazursky

Do me a favor and go have a period!

Frankie Ballenbacher

Johnny Truelove: Oh, suck my cock.
Angela Holden: Tried that already, it didn't quite work.

Have you ever been laid, Stolen Boy?

Tiffany Hartunian

Wipe that smile off your face, you're a dead giveaway.

Julie Beckley

Susan Hartunian: This kid has been kidnapped!
Sabrina Pope: Really? Oh my god, that's so cool!
Susan Hartunian: No it's not! This shirt is cool! Bob Marley is cool! This is not cool!

Angela Holden: Jesus. What do you want to do, cuddle?
Johnny Truelove: Can't we just...
Angela Holden: No. I wanna fuck!
Johnny Truelove: Blow me!
Angela Holden: I already tried that. It didn't work.

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Alpha Dog Quotes

Zack Mazursky: Marco
Julie Beckley: Polo
Zack Mazursky: Marco
Julie Beckley: [breathily] Polo
[they kiss]

Angela Holden: So you're like... ransom.
Julie Beckley: That's hot.
Zack Mazursky: It's ok. Its like another story to tell my grandchildren
Julie Beckley: Stolen boy.