Favorite American Pie Quotes
Steve Stifler: You actually said that?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Shut up!
Jim: You did better than me, Nova.
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Don't call me that any more. I'm a fraud.
Stifler's Mom: I got some scotch.
Finch: Single malt?
Stifler's Mom: Aged 18 years. The way I like it.
God bless the Internet.Finch
Jim: Apple pie, huh?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Uh huh.
Jim: McDonald's or homemade?
Kevin: Hey Stifler, how's the pale ale?
Steve Stifler: Fuck you!
Kevin: Separately we are flawed and vulnerable, but together we are the masters of our sexual destiny.
Jim: Their tiger-style kung fu is strong, but our dragon-style kung fu will defeat it!
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: The Shaolin masters of East and West must unite! Fight! And find out who is number one!
Kevin: GUYS! I'm serious!
She's gone! Oh my God, she used me. I was used. I was used! Cool!Jim
[on condoms] Well, they're safer than a tube sock...Jim's Dad
Jessica: You've never had an orgasm? Not even manually?
Vicky: I've never tried it.
Jessica: You've never double-clicked your mouse?
I don't want any of you boys thinking, that you're gonna score. You don't score, until you *score*!Coach Marshall
She called me and asked for my number.Steve Stifler
Finch: Did not just take out that chair.
Kevin: Yup, he took out the chair.