Favorite American Pie Quotes
Steve Stifler: You actually said that?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Shut up!
Jim: You did better than me, Nova.
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Don't call me that any more. I'm a fraud.
Stifler's Mom: I got some scotch.
Finch: Single malt?
Stifler's Mom: Aged 18 years. The way I like it.
God bless the Internet.Finch
I don't want any of you boys thinking, that you're gonna score. You don't score, until you *score*!Coach Marshall
Kevin: Hey Stifler, how's the pale ale?
Steve Stifler: Fuck you!
Finch: Did not just take out that chair.
Kevin: Yup, he took out the chair.
Choir singer: [to himself] Just focus on the music, think melody, let the music be my guide.
Heather: Yeah, that'd be a start.
Steve Stifler: Choir chick! What the hell are you doing here?
Heather: Well, uh, I was asking Chris to the prom. So do you wanna go?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Yeah, that would be great.
Steve Stifler: Well, just don't expect Oz to pay for the limo.
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Stifler, fuck! I mean, why do you gotta be so insensitive all the time?
Steve Stifler: What? Whatever.
God... let this be it.Jim
Kevin: He's pullin' out the porn.
Finch: He's desperate. Jim, just wait 'til she leaves.
We'll just tell your mother that... we ate it all.Jim's Dad
Nadia: [takes off her panties]
Jim: Holy shit.
Finch: HOLY SHIT!
Garage Band Member, Garage Band Member, Garage Band Member: [together] Holy shit!
Enthusiastic Guy: [enthusiastically] Holy shit!