Favorite American Reunion Quotes
Jim that pan lid is see clear.Selena
Its the fuzz!!Jim's Dad
Be her Daddy!Steve Stifler
Let's make this reunion our bitch!Steve Stifler
Ladies, you'd better be working hard - you weren't hired for your looks. Actually you were. Not you.Steve Stifler
Jim's Dad: And who might you be?
Stifler's Mom: I'm Stifler's mom.
Jim's Dad: Oh! I'm Jim's dad...
Drink it! Drink it! Drink it!Steve Stifler
Vagina shark!Steve Stifler
Kevin: Were we just as obnoxious as these kids back in the day?
Finch: No, our generation was definitely more mature.
Michelle: There um, hasn't been a whole lot of sexy time in the Levenstein household lately.
Selena: Why not?
Michelle: I don't know. I'm a mom now...
Selena: Oh please. Just because your a mom doesn't mean there isn't a whole other side to you.
Michelle: Hey! Remember that one time, at band camp, when we licked whipped cream off each others...
Selena: Yes! Yes, I remember...let's keep that in the past though, okay?
Dude it's gonna happen, she's a college chick.Oz
Steve Stifler: I love the Twilight books. New Moon is my favorite!
Teen Girl: Mine too!
Steve Stifler: Oh my god, it's like, we have so much in common!