Favorite Animal House Quotes
Sophomore dies in kiln explosion? Oh My God! I just talked to her last week... She was going to make a pot for me.
Eric 'Otter' Stratton
May I have ten thousand marbles, please?
Flounder
You can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!
Otter
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Dean Vernon Wormer
Grab a brew. Don't cost nothin'.
Bluto
Hoover: We're in trouble. I just checked with the guys at the Jewish house and they said that every one of our answers on the Psych test was wrong.
Boon: Every one? Those assholes must have stolen the wrong fucking exam!
Otter: Flounder, I am appointing you pledge representative to the social committee.
Flounder: Gee Otter, thanks. What do I have to do?
Otter: It means you have to drive us to the Food King.
Otter: He can't do that do that to our pledges.
Boon: Only we can do that to our pledges.
Now, she should be good-looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain... morally casual attitude.
Boon
Don't write this down, but I find Milton probably as boring as you find Milton. Mrs. Milton found him boring too. He's a little bit long-winded, he doesn't translate very well into our generation, and his jokes are terrible.
Jennings
Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the fucking Peace Corps.
Bluto
Flounder: I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer.
Boon: Face it, Kent. You threw up ON Dean Wormer.
