Favorite Animal House Quotes
Oh ... my ... God.Dean Vernon Wormer
Pinto: Before we go any further, there's something I have to tell you. I lied to you. I've never done this before.
Clorette De Pasto: You've never made out with a girl before?
Pinto: No. No, I mean, I've never done what I think we're gonna do. I sort of did once, but i was...
Clorette De Pasto: That's okay, Larry. Neither have I. And besides, I lied to you, too.
Pinto: Oh, yeah? What about?
Clorette De Pasto: I'm only 13.
Katy: Boon, I think I'm in love with a retard.
Boon: Is he bigger than me?
Otter: He can't do that do that to our pledges.
Boon: Only we can do that to our pledges.
Otter: Flounder, I am appointing you pledge representative to the social committee.
Flounder: Gee Otter, thanks. What do I have to do?
Otter: It means you have to drive us to the Food King.
Grab a brew. Don't cost nothin'.Bluto
Otter: Mrs. Wormer, I'm so glad you could come.
Marion Wormer: Cut the crap. Give me a drink.
See if you can guess what I am now.... I'm a zit. Get it!?Bluto
Now, she should be good-looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain... morally casual attitude.Boon
Hoover: We're in trouble. I just checked with the guys at the Jewish house and they said that every one of our answers on the Psych test was wrong.
Boon: Every one? Those assholes must have stolen the wrong fucking exam!
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.Dean Vernon Wormer
May I have ten thousand marbles, please?Flounder