Favorite Animal House Quotes
Oh ... my ... God.Dean Vernon Wormer
Pinto: Before we go any further, there's something I have to tell you. I lied to you. I've never done this before.
Clorette De Pasto: You've never made out with a girl before?
Pinto: No. No, I mean, I've never done what I think we're gonna do. I sort of did once, but i was...
Clorette De Pasto: That's okay, Larry. Neither have I. And besides, I lied to you, too.
Pinto: Oh, yeah? What about?
Clorette De Pasto: I'm only 13.
Katy: Boon, I think I'm in love with a retard.
Boon: Is he bigger than me?
Otter: He can't do that do that to our pledges.
Boon: Only we can do that to our pledges.
Otter: Flounder, I am appointing you pledge representative to the social committee.
Flounder: Gee Otter, thanks. What do I have to do?
Otter: It means you have to drive us to the Food King.
Grab a brew. Don't cost nothin'.Bluto
Dean Vernon Wormer: Greg, what is the worst fraternity on this campus?
Greg Marmalard: Well that would be hard to say, sir. They're each outstanding in their own way.
Dean Vernon Wormer: Cut the horseshit, son. I've got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.
Greg Marmalard: You're talking about Delta, sir.
Dean Vernon Wormer: Of course I'm talking about Delta, you TWERP!
See if you can guess what I am now.... I'm a zit. Get it!?Bluto
Now, she should be good-looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain... morally casual attitude.Boon
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.Dean Vernon Wormer
Meaner dude: If I was in your shoes, I'd be...
Otter: Leaving! What a good idea.
May I have ten thousand marbles, please?Flounder