Favorite Animal House Quotes
Now, she should be good-looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain... morally casual attitude.Boon
Hoover: We're in trouble. I just checked with the guys at the Jewish house and they said that every one of our answers on the Psych test was wrong.
Boon: Every one? Those assholes must have stolen the wrong fucking exam!
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.Dean Vernon Wormer
Meaner dude: If I was in your shoes, I'd be...
Otter: Leaving! What a good idea.