Favorite Animal House Quotes
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.Dean Vernon Wormer
Meaner dude: If I was in your shoes, I'd be...
Otter: Leaving! What a good idea.
Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the fucking Peace Corps.Bluto
Don't write this down, but I find Milton probably as boring as you find Milton. Mrs. Milton found him boring too. He's a little bit long-winded, he doesn't translate very well into our generation, and his jokes are terrible.Jennings