Popular Animal House Quotes
They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!Bluto
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.Dean Vernon Wormer
Now, she should be good-looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain... morally casual attitude.Boon
See if you can guess what I am now.... I'm a zit. Get it!?Bluto
Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?Babs
May I have ten thousand marbles, please?Flounder
Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the fucking Peace Corps.Bluto
Don't write this down, but I find Milton probably as boring as you find Milton. Mrs. Milton found him boring too. He's a little bit long-winded, he doesn't translate very well into our generation, and his jokes are terrible.Jennings
Pinto: I won't go schizo, will I?
Jennings: It's a distinct possibility.
Doug Neidermeyer: How does it feel to be an independent, Schoenstein?
Boon: How does it feel to be an asshole, Neidermeyer?
Flounder: I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer.
Boon: Face it, Kent. You threw up ON Dean Wormer.
Bluto: What the fuck happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer...
Otter: Dead! Bluto's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
Bluto: We're just the guys to do it.
D-Day: Let's do it.
Bluto: LET'S DO IT!