Popular Animal House Quotes
Grab a brew. Don't cost nothin'.Bluto
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.Dean Vernon Wormer
Flounder: I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer.
Boon: Face it, Kent. You threw up ON Dean Wormer.
Otter: Flounder, I am appointing you pledge representative to the social committee.
Flounder: Gee Otter, thanks. What do I have to do?
Otter: It means you have to drive us to the Food King.
Otter: He can't do that do that to our pledges.
Boon: Only we can do that to our pledges.
Now, she should be good-looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain... morally casual attitude.Boon
Don't write this down, but I find Milton probably as boring as you find Milton. Mrs. Milton found him boring too. He's a little bit long-winded, he doesn't translate very well into our generation, and his jokes are terrible.Jennings
Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the fucking Peace Corps.Bluto
Pinto: I won't go schizo, will I?
Jennings: It's a distinct possibility.
Doug Neidermeyer: How does it feel to be an independent, Schoenstein?
Boon: How does it feel to be an asshole, Neidermeyer?
See if you can guess what I am now.... I'm a zit. Get it!?Bluto
Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?Babs