I'm not gonna kill him, I'm just gonna take a foot off of him. A man can work with one foot.

Harry Stamper

Well it's about time, I haven't thrown up in about an hour.


Harry Stamper: How long've you worked for me?
A.J.: Five - wonderful - years.
Harry Stamper: In five years you have never apologized to me this quickly. Something's going on here, I'm gonna find out what it is.

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Armageddon Quotes

You want to compare brainpans? I won the Westinghouse prize when I was 12, big deal. Published at 19, so what. I got a double doctorate from MIT at 22, Chemistry and Geology. I taught at Princton for two and a half years. Why do I do this? Because the money's good, the scenery changes and they let me use explosives, ok?


A.J.: Have you ever heard of Evel Knievel?
Lev Andropov: No, I never saw Star Wars.