The fate of the planet is in the hands of a bunch of retards I wouldn't trust with a potato gun.

General Kimsey

Don't touch my uncle! He is the genius of my family. He used to make the tip of the bomb, you know? That finds New York or Washington?

Lev Andropov

You know we're sitting on four million pounds of fuel, one nuclear weapon and a thing that has 270,000 moving parts built by the lowest bidder. Makes you feel good, doesn't it?

Rockhound

A.J.: Have you ever heard of Evel Knievel?
Lev Andropov: No, I never saw Star Wars.

This is so much fun, it's freaky!

Rockhound

Harry Stamper: For god's sakes think about what you're doin'. Why are you listening to someone that's a hundred thousand miles away? No one down there can help us and if we don't get this job done, then everybody's gone.
Chick: forty two seconds
Harry Stamper: I have been drilling holes in the earth for thirty years. And I have never, *never* missed a depth that I have aimed for. And by God, I am not gonna miss this one. I will make 800 feet.
Colonel William Sharp: You swear on your daughter's life. On my family's that you can hit that mark
Harry Stamper: I will make 800 feet. I swear to God I will.
Colonel William Sharp: Then let's turn this bomb off

I'm not gonna kill him, I'm just gonna take a foot off of him. A man can work with one foot.

Harry Stamper

F.B.I. Agent: Sir, we have a national security matter.
Rockhound: Good for you.

Well it's about time, I haven't thrown up in about an hour.

Rockhound

I know the presidents' chief advisor, we were at MIT together. And, in a situation like this, you really don't want to take advice from a man who got a C minus in astrophysics. The presidents' advisors are... wrong. I'mright.

Ronald Quincy

President: We didn't see this thing coming?
Dan: Well, our object collison budget's about a million dollars. That allows us to track about 3% of the sky, and beg'n your pardon sir, but it's a big-ass sky.

I understand that you are handicapped by a natural immaturity, and I forgive you.

Grace Stamper
Armageddon comes from Michael Bay and features an all-star cast led by Ben Affleck and Bruce Willis.

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Armageddon Quotes

A.J.: Have you ever heard of Evel Knievel?
Lev Andropov: No, I never saw Star Wars.

I understand that you are handicapped by a natural immaturity, and I forgive you.

Grace Stamper