F.B.I. Agent: Sir, we have a national security matter.
Rockhound: Good for you.

Man, what are you doing with a gun in space?

Chick

Chick: I've never told anyone this before, but I hate flying. So it would be an awful shame to die now.
Rockhound: You think that's bad? I owe 100 grand to a fat-ass loan shark which I spent on a stripper named Molly Mounds.
Chick: Boy, that's bad.

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Armageddon Quotes

A.J.: Have you ever heard of Evel Knievel?
Lev Andropov: No, I never saw Star Wars.

I understand that you are handicapped by a natural immaturity, and I forgive you.

Grace Stamper