Army of Darkness

Now I swear the next one of you primates even touches me...
Ash

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Added: September 02, 2006

All right, you primitive screw-heads, listen up!
Ash

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Added: September 02, 2006

Old Woman: I'll swallow your soul!
Ash: Come get some.

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Arthur: Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?
Ash: Nope. Just me baby... Just me.

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Added: September 02, 2006

Gimme some sugar, baby.
Ash

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Added: September 02, 2006

You see this? THIS... is my BOOM STICK!
Ash

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Added: September 02, 2006

It's a trick. Get an axe.
Ash

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Ash: I got news for you, pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Sh**. And, Jack left town.

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Hail to the king, baby!
Ash

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Sheila: You found me beautiful once.
Ash: Honey, you got real ugly.

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Added: September 02, 2006