Popular Arthur Quotes
Arthur: I think I could live without the money.
Arthur: I am a grown man, and I shall get a job to prove it.
Arthur: Oh Hon [pauses and reads Naomi's name tag] Naaaaomi Quinn I would like to see you again.
Naomi: I don't date boys who have nannies.
Arthur: Hobson, we're going to hang out together.
Hobson: I've never hung out in my life, and I'm not going to start tonight.
Vivienne: He's weak.
Hobson: He's stronger than you think.
Arthur: Why are you shaving?
Bitterman: Because Robin doesn't have a beard.
Arthur: I can see your tummy.
Arthur: We don't have any thing in common. You love horses.
Arthur: I don't trust them. Their shoes are permanent.
Arthur: Who makes that kind of commitment to a shoe?
Arthur: What was that?
Susan: French kiss.
Arthur: Really? Because the French always surrender, that was decidedly German.
[As Susan tries to seduce Arthur is pulled upside down by magnets on his bed]
Arthur: My bed is made of magnets.
Susan: Get me out of here!
Arthur: At least something in this room is attracted to you.
Interviewer: Do you know how to use Excel?
Arthur: Generally positive. You know, I mean, I have down days, like anyone, but...
Arthur: You used to say, [lowers voice] "Arthur, you can do anything under the sun".
Hobson: I never spoke like that.
Arthur: It was a bit like that.
Arthur: Say "wash your winky"
Hobson: [Vader-like voice transform] Wash your winky.
Bitterman: Could you do Chewy?
Hobson: Arthur, get in the car.
Arthur: No! It is ok, Hobson can't tell me what to do.
Hobson: Yes, I can. I work for her mother.
Hobson: Bitterman, open the door.
Arthur: Bitterman close that door.