Favorite As Good As It Gets Quotes
Don't be like me. Don't you be like me!Melvin Udall
How can you diagnose someone with an obsessive compulsive disorder, then act like I have some choice about barging in here?Melvin Udall
I'm drowning here, and you're describing the water!Melvin Udall
People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch.Melvin Udall
Carol Connelly: Come on in, and try not to ruin everything by being you.
Melvin Udall: Maybe we could live *without* the wisecracks.
Carol Connelly: Maybe we could.
If you stare at someone long enough, you discover their humanity.Simon Bishop
The best thing you have going for you is your willingness to humiliate yourself.Simon Bishop
Melvin Udall: Judging from your eyes, I'd say you were fifty.
Carol Connelly: Judging from your eyes, I'd say you were kind, so so much for eyes.
Carol Connelly: Melvin, I'd rather not.
Melvin Udall: What does that got to do with it?
Carol Connelly: Funny, I thought it was a strong point.
Melvin Udall: I can't get back to my old life. She's evicted me from my life!
Simon Bishop: Did you really like it all that much?
To hell with sex! It was better than sex! We held each other! What I needed, he gave me great.Carol Connelly
You're a disgrace to depression.Melvin Udall