Young Dr. Evil: Would it kill you to put on some clothes? Honestly it's like living with frickin Sasquatch.
Young Austin Powers: Hey, have you seen my Balzac?
Young Dr. Evil: I'm looking at your Balzac right now.

Oops. I did it again, baby.

Oh great. Isn't this magical?

Fat Bastard

Goldmember: Dr. Evil, can I paint his yoo-hoo gold? It's kind of my thing, you know.
Dr. Evil: How 'bout no, you crazy Dutch bastard?

Are those fricken' sharks with fricken' laser beams attached to their fricken' heads?

Dr. Evil

I'm from Holland. Isn't that vierd?

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Austin Powers in Goldmember Quotes

[to Goldmember] There are only two things I can't stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch.

Nigel Powers

Got an issue? Here's a tissue.

Nigel Powers