Britney Spears: Is it true what they say about you?
Mini-me: [whispers in her ear]
Britney Spears: Kickstand? Can I give you my cell phone number? Please?

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• Added: October 09, 2007

Unfortunately, my neck does look like a vagina.

Fat Bastard

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I'm from Holland. Isn't that vierd?

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Are those fricken' sharks with fricken' laser beams attached to their fricken' heads?

Dr. Evil

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Goldmember: Dr. Evil, can I paint his yoo-hoo gold? It's kind of my thing, you know.
Dr. Evil: How 'bout no, you crazy Dutch bastard?

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Oops. I did it again, baby.

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