Popular Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery Quotes
Dr. Evil: Son, wouldn't you like to see what daddy does for a living?
Scott Evil: Blow me.
Dr. Evil: What?
Scott Evil: Show me.
Austin Powers: Dr. Evil, do you really expect them to pay?
Dr. Evil: No, Mr. Powers. I expect them to die.
Therapist: We have some new-comers here today. Please say hello to Scott and his father Mr... Ev-ille?
Dr. Evil: Evil, Actually, Dr. Evil.
The Group: Hello, Scott. Hello, Dr. Evil.
Scott Evil: Hi, everybody.
Does that make you HORNY, baby?
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair. I have gathered here before me the world's deadliest assassins.Dr. Evil
Actually, my name is Austin Powers. Danger is my middle name.
Jimi Hendrix deceased, drugs. Janis Joplin deceased, alcohol. Mama Cass deceased, ham sandwich.
Do you like your quasi-futuristic clothes Mr. Powers? I designed them myself.Dr. Evil
Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?Dr. Evil
Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later? How do you like to do it? Do you like to wash up first? You know, top and tails... whore's bath? Personally, before I'm on the job, I like to give my undercarriage a bit of a 'how's your father'!
Alotta Fagina: Some sake, Mr. Cunningham?
Austin Powers: Sake it to me baby!