I think she wants me to rub olive oil on your taint.

Kate Holbrook

You're stupid space car locked me in!

Angie Ostrowiski

Well you sure are getting an early jump on your baby proofing! Don't worry about a thing, it shouldn't be a problem for anyone over 7.

Boo-Boo Buster

Rob: Do you want to come back to my...
Kate Holbrook: Yes. Absolutely!
Rob: Wow. Okay! Just to be clear, I was going to say my place...
Kate Holbrook: Uh-huh. I'm 37. I know how this works.

Congratulations, Kate. I want to reward you with five minutes of uninterrupted eye contact.

Barry

Kate Holbrook: I overreacted earlier. I'm sorry...
[Kate exits]
Angie Ostrowiski: I'm sorry I farted into your purse...

Can I just spray a little pam down there right before the baby comes out?

Angie Ostrowiski

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Baby Mama Quotes

Caroline: [holding her son's dirty hand] Is this chocolate or poop? Is this chocolate or poop?!
Caroline: [licks son's hand and smiles] It's chocolate!
Kate Holbrook: What if that had been poop?!

[as she enters the hospital, about to go into labor] It feels like I'm shitting a knife!

Angie Ostrowiski