
Favorite Baby Mama Quotes
I think she wants me to rub olive oil on your taint.
Kate Holbrook
You're stupid space car locked me in!
Angie Ostrowiski
Well you sure are getting an early jump on your baby proofing! Don't worry about a thing, it shouldn't be a problem for anyone over 7.
Boo-Boo Buster
Rob: Do you want to come back to my...
Kate Holbrook: Yes. Absolutely!
Rob: Wow. Okay! Just to be clear, I was going to say my place...
Kate Holbrook: Uh-huh. I'm 37. I know how this works.
Congratulations, Kate. I want to reward you with five minutes of uninterrupted eye contact.
Barry
Kate Holbrook: I overreacted earlier. I'm sorry...
[Kate exits]
Angie Ostrowiski: I'm sorry I farted into your purse...
Can I just spray a little pam down there right before the baby comes out?
Angie Ostrowiski