[giggling] My avitar's dressed like a hooker!

Kate Holbrook

Kate Holbrook: I overreacted earlier. I'm sorry...
[Kate exits]
Angie Ostrowiski: I'm sorry I farted into your purse...

[as she enters the hospital, about to go into labor] It feels like I'm shitting a knife!

Angie Ostrowiski

Congratulations, Kate. I want to reward you with five minutes of uninterrupted eye contact.

Barry

Bitch, I don't know your life!

Angie Ostrowiski

Rob: Do you want to come back to my...
Kate Holbrook: Yes. Absolutely!
Rob: Wow. Okay! Just to be clear, I was going to say my place...
Kate Holbrook: Uh-huh. I'm 37. I know how this works.

Kate Holbrook: What you eat, the baby eats. What you listen to, the baby listens to.
Oscar: If you listen to DMX, the baby comes out goin' "Ennngghhh!"

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Baby Mama Quotes

Caroline: [holding her son's dirty hand] Is this chocolate or poop? Is this chocolate or poop?!
Caroline: [licks son's hand and smiles] It's chocolate!
Kate Holbrook: What if that had been poop?!

[as she enters the hospital, about to go into labor] It feels like I'm shitting a knife!

Angie Ostrowiski