Favorite Back to the Future Part II Quotes
Biff Tannen: You're supposed to be in Switzerland, you little son of a bitch!
Marty McFly: My father?
Biff Tannen: Did you get kicked out of another boarding school? Damn it, Lorraine, do you know how much perfectly good dough I blow on this no-good kid of yours, huh? On all three of them!
Lorraine Baines: What the hell do you care? We can afford it! The least we can do with all that money is provide a better life for our children!
Doc: The time-traveling is just too dangerous. Better that I devote myself to study the other great mystery of the universe: women!
Marty McFly: [Reading newspaper in 2015] "Within two hours of his arrest, Martin McFly Jr. was tried, convicted and sentenced to fifteen years in the state penitentiary." In two hours?
Doc: The justice system works swiftly in the future now that they've abolished all lawyers.
I foresee two possibilities. One, coming face to face with herself 30 years older would put her into shock and she would simply pass out. Or two, the encounter could create a time paradox, the results of which could start a chain reaction that would unravel the very fabric of the space time continuum, and destroy the entire universe! Granted, that's a worse case scenario.Doc
Marty McFly: Nice shot Doc! You're not going to believe this, we have to go back to 1955.
Doc: I don't believe it!
Marty! What in the name of Sir Isaac H. Newton happened here?Doc
Biff Tannen: That's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship.
Marty McFly: [under his breath] It's screen door on a submarine, you dork.
Old Biff: Hello? Hello? Anybody home? Huh? Think, McFly! Think! Your old man, Mr. Loser?
Marty McFly: What?
Old Biff: That's right. Loser with a capital "L".
Marty McFly: Look, I happen to know that George McFly is not a loser...
Old Biff: [interrupts] I'm not talkin' about George McFly. I'm talkin' about his kid! Your old man, Marty McFly Sr.? The man who took his life and flushed it completely down the toilet.
Marty McFly: I did? I- I mean he did?
Young Biff: Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?
Old Biff: It's leave, you idiot! "Make like a tree, and leave." You sound like a damn fool when you say it wrong.
Young Biff: All right then, leave! And take your book with you!
Old Lorraine: Aren't you and Jennifer getting along?
Middle-Aged Marty: Oh, yeah, Mom. We're like a couple o' teenagers, ya know?
Old Biff: Tough break, kid. Must be rough bein' named after a complete butthead.
Marty McFly: What's that supposed to mean?
Iko 'Jitz' Fujitsu: McFly!
Marty McFly: Fujitsu-san, Kon-nichiwa.
Iko 'Jitz' Fujitsu: McFly, I was monitoring that scan you just interfaced. You are terminated!
Marty McFly: Terminated? No, no, it wasn't my fault sir! It was Needles, Needles was behind the whole thing!
Iko 'Jitz' Fujitsu: And you cooperated!
Marty McFly: No, I didn't, it was sting operation.
Iko 'Jitz' Fujitsu: It was illegal, and you knew!
Marty McFly: I was setting him up.
Iko 'Jitz' Fujitsu,: McFly, read my fax!
Marty McFly: No! Please! I cannot be fired, I'm fired! Oh...