
Back to the Future Quotes
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Lorraine Baines: Our first television set. Dad just picked it up today. Do you have a television?
Marty McFly: Well, yeah! You know we have... two of them.
Milton Baines: Wow! You must be rich!
Stella Baines: Oh, honey, he's teasing you. Nobody has two television sets.
[holding Marty's video camera] No wonder your president has to be an actor, he's gotta look good on television.
Dr. Emmett Brown
Stella! Another one of these damn kids jumped in front of my car! Come on out here and help me take him in the house!
Sam Baines
Dr. Emmett Brown: Let me show you my plan for sending you home. Please excuse the crudity of this model, I didn't have time to build it to scale or to paint it.
[reveals intricate tabletop model of the town square]
Marty McFly: [impressed] It's good.
...the Senate is expected to vote on this today. In other news, officials at the Pacific nuclear research facility have denied the rumor that a case of missing plutonium was, in fact, stolen from their vault two weeks ago. A Libyan terrorist group had claimed responsibility for the alleged theft. However, officials now attribute the discrepancy to a simple clerical error. The FBI, which is still investigating the matter, had no comment. Twelve wooden crates filled with cocaine washed ashore near Boca Raton, Florida, yesterday.
TV news anchor
Dr. Emmett Brown: Hey, kid! You'd better pick up your mom and get going.
Marty McFly: Yeah... right.
Dr. Emmett Brown: You look a little pale, are you okay?
Marty McFly: Yeah... I dunno, Doc. I mean, it's just this whole thing with my mother.
Dr. Emmett Brown: What? What? What? What? What?
Marty McFly: I just don't know if I can go through with it... hitting on her.
Dr. Emmett Brown: Nobody said anything about hitting her! You've just got to take a few liberties with her.
[he winks]
Marty McFly: See! That's what I mean - I mean, god! I c-can't believe I'm actually gonna feel up my own mother. You know this is the sort of thing that could screw me up permanently. Well what if I go back to the future and I end up being...
[he moves his hands around]
Marty McFly: ... gay?
Dr. Emmett Brown: Why shouldn't you be happy?
George McFly: [deleted scene]
[after looking at his watch George rushes to the phone booth and calls the operator]
George McFly: Uh, yeah operator, can you give me the time please?
[a few students come and block him in the phone booth with a trident]
George McFly: Hey! Get me out of here!
[the students laugh as they walk away]
George McFly: [Mr. Strickland walks by and sees George inside the phone booth] Mr. Strickland! Those students trapped me in here.
Mr. Strickland: See, this is what happens to slackers. Now do you understand?
[walks away]
George McFly: Yes. But, but Mr. Strickland you have to let me out of here!
[Marty places headphones over his father's ears and wakes him up by playing Van Halen music at full blast. George wakes up screaming - Marty pauses the music. George looks up to see Marty, who is unrecognizable because he is wearing a radiation suit]
George McFly: Who are you?
Marty McFly: [after giving him another earful of loud rock music] Silence Earthling! My name is Darth Vader. I am an extraterrestrial from the planet Vulcan!
[makes Live Long and Prosper sign with his hand]
Lorraine Baines: Will we ever see you again?
Marty McFly: I guarantee it.
Time circuits on. Flux Capacitor... fluxxing. Engine running. All right!
Marty McFly
[the engine stops suddenly]
[heads for a door then stops] Oh... one other thing. If you guys ever have kids and one of them when he's eight years old accidentally sets fire to the living room rug... go easy on him.
Marty McFly
Lorraine Baines: Anyway, your Grandpa hit him with the car, and brought him into the house. He seemed so helpless, like a little lost puppy. And my heart just went out to him.
Linda McFly: Yeah, Mom, we know. You've told us this story a million times. You felt sorry for him, so you decided to go with him to the Fish Under the Sea dance.
Lorraine Baines: No, no, it was the Enchantment Under the Sea dance.