Bad Teacher Quotes
Twilight, what did we talk about in class? Throw it through her, not at her.
Russell Gettis
[slurred] I'm gonna rock your vagina.
Carl Halabi
Shut the front door.
Amy Squirrel
If the younger generation doesn't get into opera, then, guess what? No more opera! An art form has died. If opera goes away, we're fucked!
Mark
[as she is being dragged away] You can check my urine! CHECK MY URINE! CHECK MY URINE!
Amy Squirrel
Did you know I walked in on him trying to fuck his dog? Peanut butter everywhere.
Elizabeth Halsey
I tell you what I know. A kid who wears the same gymnastics sweatshirt three days a week isn't getting laid until he's 29. that's what I know.
Elizabeth Halsey
Well, that's my spiel, as the Jews say.
Elizabeth Halsey
I have received a call from Mark's dad saying the car wash was a success, and then I got a call from Chase's dad about the car wash being a great success, and then a call from Danni's dad saying we should have a car wash every weekend. So whatever she did, worked.
Principal Wally Snur
Lynn Davies: I love how his eyes sparkle.
Elizabeth Halsey: I want to sit on his face.
Hello titties.
Elizabeth Halsey
I'm going to suck your dick like I'm mad at it.
Elizabeth Halsey
Bad Teacher Review
Take a lesson on how not to act in Bad Teacher, featuring Cameron Diaz as a very shallow and manipulative woman who in no way wants to be...
