I'm going to suck your dick like I'm mad at it.

Elizabeth Halsey

Shut the front door.

Amy Squirrel

I tell you what I know. A kid who wears the same gymnastics sweatshirt three days a week isn't getting laid until he's 29. that's what I know.

Elizabeth Halsey

Hello titties.

Elizabeth Halsey

Lynn Davies: I love how his eyes sparkle.
Elizabeth Halsey: I want to sit on his face.

I have received a call from Mark's dad saying the car wash was a success, and then I got a call from Chase's dad about the car wash being a great success, and then a call from Danni's dad saying we should have a car wash every weekend. So whatever she did, worked.

Principal Wally Snur

Well, that's my spiel, as the Jews say.

Elizabeth Halsey

Did you know I walked in on him trying to fuck his dog? Peanut butter everywhere.

Elizabeth Halsey

[as she is being dragged away] You can check my urine! CHECK MY URINE! CHECK MY URINE!

Amy Squirrel

If the younger generation doesn't get into opera, then, guess what? No more opera! An art form has died. If opera goes away, we're fucked!

Mark

[slurred] I'm gonna rock your vagina.

Carl Halabi

Elizabeth Halsey: Sign my yearbook.
Russell Gettis: Hold my ball sack.

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I'm going to suck your dick like I'm mad at it.

Elizabeth Halsey

Shut the front door.

Amy Squirrel

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