Who the hell said take the cricket from my hand?

Master Wong

Randy Daytona: You killed him...
Feng: Well duh, what part of sudden death didn't you understand?

You are the greatest player I have ever seen. Besides my self, practicing in front of a mirror... which I do... everyday... in the nude.

Karl Wolfschtagg

Mmmm... tastes good!

The Hammer

Don't be so hard on yourself, you got mad skills.

Randy Daytona

Feng: "Ping pong or how the Chinese say: ping pong

Randy Daytona: You got me swatting flies now?
Master Wong: Not hit flies. You hit bees!

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Don't be so hard on yourself, you got mad skills.

Randy Daytona

Feng: "Ping pong or how the Chinese say: ping pong

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