[on sex] I swear, by the third time I was so loud car alarms were going off and dogs were barking.

Maggie

You're not a helicopter, mom. Quit hovering.

Mae

Mae: Mom, why do you always wear the high tops?
Daphne Wilder: I just got these, what's wrong with these?
Maggie: There just kinda depressing.
Milly: Mom for your 60th birthday we'll buy you something beautiful, something that grandma Moses would not wear.

Daphne Wilder: I say marriage, you say...
Transvestite: Vera Wang.

[in Korean] Oy vey. Mom's ass is so tight, it's vacuum sealed.

Sung Mi

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Daphne Wilder: I say marriage, you say...
Transvestite: Vera Wang.

[in Korean] Oy vey. Mom's ass is so tight, it's vacuum sealed.

Sung Mi