Favorite Beerfest Quotes
I'll show you how to chug a beer, mother fucker!Steve "Fink" Finklestein
Why don't we get you out those wet clothes, and into a dry martini.Barry Badrinath
Yeah, you Americans, why don't you go back to strip malls und drink your Zimas and Smirnoff Ices!Otto
Jan Wolfhouse: [after trying the beer] What's wrong?
Todd Wolfhouse: This means Great Gam Gam really was a whore.
Jan Wolfhouse: [thinks about it for a second, then runs off with his ears covererd] LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA...
Look at the size of that graduated cylinder!Steve "Fink" Finklestein
[to Germans during a beer pong match] Loser takes a paddle up the ass.Todd Wolfhouse
Todd Wolfhouse: We've got to go back and get grandpa's ashes.
Jan Wolfhouse: You go, I'm never leaving this place.
I once saw him fart a plum... I was plum surprised.Steve "Fink" Finklestein
Oh that's rich! I've got a cowboy on one side and an Indian on the other! It's like the wild west!Steve "Fink" Finklestein
I always sleep better with a little sausage in me.Great Gam Gam
Let's get sour on some Krauts!Gil
Hammacher: We are gonna wipe our schwanz on you.
Jan Wolfhouse: Bring it on meine bitch.