[upon waking up after the first night of training, next to a deer he killed with his teet] Oh no, not again!

Barry Badrinath

I always sleep better with a little sausage in me.

Great Gam Gam

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Beerfest Quotes

Barry Badrinath: It's $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ, $15 for a ZJ...
Landfill: [Interrupting] What's a ZJ?
Barry Badrinath: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
Steve "Fink" Finklestein: [Trying to persuade Landfill] I've got $4.

I wish it were winter so we could freeze it into ice blocks and skate on it and melt it in the spring time and drink it!

Barry Badrinath