Favorite Beetlejuice Quotes
Ah, ah, ah! Nobody says the "B" word!
I don't see anything about heaven or hell. This book reads like stereo instructions.Adam
And look at that kitchen. You're finally going to be able to cook a decent meal.Charles
Charles: What do you think honey?
Lydia: Delia hates it. I could live here.
Because if I tell you [my name], you tell your friends... your friends are calling me on the horn all the time, And I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a hell. Okay? A living hell.
Barbara: We're very unhappy.
Juno: What did you expect? You're dead.
Lydia: They don't want to come down.
Otho: Why not?
Lydia: I think the reason is that they were trying to scare you away, and you didn't get scared.
Delia: Please, they're dead. It's a little late to be neurotic.
Otho: What happened to the people who lived here?
Delia: Oh, they died. Hey, look, an indoor outhouse.