Favorite Beetlejuice Quotes
And look at that kitchen. You're finally going to be able to cook a decent meal.Charles
Charles: What do you think honey?
Lydia: Delia hates it. I could live here.
Because if I tell you [my name], you tell your friends... your friends are calling me on the horn all the time, And I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a hell. Okay? A living hell.
Barbara: We're very unhappy.
Juno: What did you expect? You're dead.
Lydia: They don't want to come down.
Otho: Why not?
Lydia: I think the reason is that they were trying to scare you away, and you didn't get scared.
Delia: Please, they're dead. It's a little late to be neurotic.
Otho: What happened to the people who lived here?
Delia: Oh, they died. Hey, look, an indoor outhouse.
Barbara: I don't get it, I mean where all the other dead people in the world?
Adam: Maybe this is heaven.
Barbara: In heaven there wouldn't be dust everywhere.
Lydia: Are you the guys hiding out in the attic?
Adam: [Trying too hard to be scary] WEEEE'RE GHOOOOOOOOOOSTS!