We started this magazine, 'American Bitch'. It's a focus on the issues of the lesbian pure bred dog owner.

Christy Cummings

Stefan Vanderhoof: [talking about the first time he saw Scott showing a dog] They had the same prance, the same rhythm, it was like they were two members of the same body.
Scott Donlan: I knew a guy who had two members on the same body, dated him for about a half hour, got *so* exhausted. I'm sorry, go on, you were telling a story?

No, that's a bear in a, in a bee costume.

Meg Swan

This? This is a fish. This is a fish! You know what? Just shut up.

Meg Swan

I didn't ask for your opinion. I asked for a toy that you don't have!

Meg Swan

And to think that in some countries these dogs are eaten.

Buck

What are you a wizard? A genius? Why didn't you tell me that before?

Meg Swan

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Buck Laughlin: Tell me, do you know the difference between a rectal thermometer and a tongue depressor?
Nurse: Uh, no.
Buck Laughlin: Remind me never to come to you for a physical!

Don't water the plants, they're plastic!

Gerry Fleck