Stefan Vanderhoof: [talking about the first time he saw Scott showing a dog] They had the same prance, the same rhythm, it was like they were two members of the same body.
Scott Donlan: I knew a guy who had two members on the same body, dated him for about a half hour, got *so* exhausted. I'm sorry, go on, you were telling a story?

No, that's a bear in a, in a bee costume.

Meg Swan

This? This is a fish. This is a fish! You know what? Just shut up.

Meg Swan

I didn't ask for your opinion. I asked for a toy that you don't have!

Meg Swan

And to think that in some countries these dogs are eaten.


Don't water the plants, they're plastic!

Gerry Fleck

What are you a wizard? A genius? Why didn't you tell me that before?

Meg Swan

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Buck Laughlin: Doctor, question that's always bothered me and a lot of people: Mayflower, combined with Philadelphia - a no-brainer, right? Cause this is where the Mayflower landed. Not so. It turns out Columbus actually set foot somewhere down in the West Indies. Little known fact.

Leslie and I have an amazing relationship and it's very physical, he still pushes all my buttons. People say 'oh but he's so much older than you' and you know what, I'm the one having to push him away. We have so much in common, we both love soup and snow peas, we love the outdoors, and talking and not talking. We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about.

Sherri Ann Cabot