Favorite Big Fish Quotes
Sandra Bloom: You don't even know me.
Young Ed Bloom: I have the rest of my life to find out.
Karl: I don't want to eat you. I just get so hungry. I'm just too big.
Young Ed Bloom: Has it ever occurred to you that maybe you're not too big? That maybe this place is just too small?
Young Ed Bloom: Your last name is different. You married.
Jenny: I was 18, he was 28. Turns out it was a big difference.
Josephine: Oh, so this is a tall tale?
Senior Ed Bloom: Well, it's not a short one.
Young Jenny: Promise me you'll come back
Young Ed Bloom: I promise. Someday. When I'm really supposed to.
Senior Ed Bloom: I've told you a thousand facts, Will, that's what I do. I tell stories.
Will Bloom: You tell lies, Dad.
Sandra Templeton, I love you and I WILL marry you.Young Ed Bloom
Josephine: I'd like to take your picture.
Senior Ed Bloom: Oh, you don't need a picture. Just look up "handsome" in the dictionary.
Amos Calloway: Tell me, Karl, have you ever heard the term "involuntary servitude"?
Amos Calloway: "Unconscionable contract"?
Karl: Uh, nope.
Amos Calloway: Great!