Bill: Ted, you know, if I die, you can have my Megadeth collection.
Ted: But dude, we are already dead.
Bill: Oh. Well then they're yours, dude.

You totally killed us, you evil metal dickweeds!

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Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey Quotes

[rapping] You might be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper.

Grim Reaper

Don't overlook my butt, I work out all the time. And reaping burns a lot of calories.

Grim Reaper