Popular Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey Quotes
Bill: Hey Ted? Wanna play 20 questions?
Ted: Okay! I got one!
Bill: Is it a mineral?
Bill: Are you a tank?
Ted: Whoa! Yeah!
[rapping] You might be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper.Grim Reaper
Grim Reaper: I believe Colonel Mustard did it in the study with a candlestick.
Bill: Sorry, death, you lose! It was Professor Plum!
Grim Reaper: I said Plum!
Ted: No way! You said Mustard! Can we go back now?
Grim Reaper: Uh, best three out of five!
Ted: I don't believe this guy!
Bill: Hey Ted. Don't fear the reaper.
Grim Reaper: I heard that!
Colonel Oates: Get down and give me infinity.
Bill: There is no way we could possibly do infinity push-ups.
Ted: Well maybe if he lets us do them girly-style...
...and very important, DO NOT do your homework without wearing headphones. Repeat...Rufus
Bill: Ted, you know, if I die, you can have my Megadeth collection.
Ted: But dude, we are already dead.
Bill: Oh. Well then they're yours, dude.
You totally killed us, you evil metal dickweeds!
You're not strong! You're silky boys! Silk comes from the butts of Chinese Worms!Colonel Oates
Missy: Spirits, can you hear me?
Ted: Yeah and we can totally see down...
Bill: Ted! That's your mom, dude!
You sunk my battleship!Grim Reaper
Bill: Ted, it's the Grim Reaper!
Ted: Oh, how's it hangin' Death?