I got a full-on robot chubby.

Evil Ted

Bill: Hey Ted. Don't fear the reaper.
[air guitar]
Grim Reaper: I heard that!

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Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey Quotes

[rapping] You might be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper.

Grim Reaper

Bill: Hey Ted? Wanna play 20 questions?
Ted: Okay! I got one!
Bill: Is it a mineral?
Ted: Yeah!
Bill: Are you a tank?
Ted: Whoa! Yeah!