Favorite Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure Quotes
Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K.
Bill: It is indeed a pleasure to introduce to you a gentleman we picked up in medieval Mongolia in the year 1269.
Ted: Please welcome, the very excellent barbarian...
Ted, Bill: ...MR. GENGHIS KHAN!
[All the students applaud wildly for Khan]
Ted: This is a dude who, 700 years ago, totally ravaged China, and who, we were told, 2 hours ago, totally ravaged Oshman's Sporting Goods.
Now where are we, dude? Oh. It's my house.
Want a Twinkie, Genghis Khan?
You killed Ted, you medieval dickweed!
Like sands of the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.Socrates [speaking Greek]
Mr. Ryan: Who was Joan of Arc?
Bill: Noah's wife?