Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure Quotes
Be excellent to each other. ...And... party on, dudes!Abraham Lincoln
It seems to me the only thing you've learned is that Caesar is a "salad dressing dude."Mr. Ryan
Rufus: Hi. Welcome to the future: San Dimas, California --- 2688. And I'm telling you, it's great here. The air is clean, the water is clean, even the dirt is clean! Bowling averages are way up, minigolf scores are way down. And we have more excellent waterslides than any other planet we communicate with. I'm telling you, this place is great! But it almost wasn't. You see, 700 years ago, the Two Great Ones ran into a few problems. So now I have to travel back in time to help them out. If I should fail to keep these two along the correct path, the basis of our society will be endangered. Ah, but don't worry, it'll all make sense. I'm a professional.
You killed Ted, you medieval dickweed!
Want a Twinkie, Genghis Khan?
Now where are we, dude? Oh. It's my house.
Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K.