Black Sheep Quotes
Governor Tracy: I have heard the voice of the voters and the voters said...
[Mike is screaming for help while hanging from his underwear on a satellite dish]
Governor Tracy: ...Holy Shit?!
Mike: I'm stoned... so are you!
[looks in the backseat]
Mike: Dammit! The nitrous oxide's leaking into the car! OK, calm down... we just gotta keep under the speed limit... limit...
Mike: Limit! Haha, that's another one of those freaky words!
Hold your tongue, wench.Drake
I could go over to your mama's and light a small fire in her panties!Drake
Mike: [to Rock the Vote crowd] Yea! Kill whitey!
Rastafarian: No! No! No!
Boy, I could sure use some cupcakes or peanut butter cups right now.Mike
Steve: What the heck is that?
Mike: Ah! It's Ozzy Osborne!
Oh God, I'm a dead man.Al
We've all been screwed by Governor Tracy, and now, I'm going to screw her!Mike
Raving psycho! Butchered 400 chickens and screwed a beagle. I'm taking him back to Nevada where he's wanted for banging horses!Mike
Steve: Ro-ads. Ro-ods.
Mike: Quiet back there! I've taken enough guff from you for one day!