Favorite Black Sheep Quotes
Mike: Whoa, what happened to you? Did you fall into some mud or something?
Steve: Yeah, I did. And now I'm gonna be famous because I'm the only one in the world who knows where you can find WHITE mud.
Steve: Ro-ads. Ro-ods.
Mike: Quiet back there! I've taken enough guff from you for one day!
Raving psycho! Butchered 400 chickens and screwed a beagle. I'm taking him back to Nevada where he's wanted for banging horses!Mike
We've all been screwed by Governor Tracy, and now, I'm going to screw her!Mike
Oh God, I'm a dead man.Al
Steve: What the heck is that?
Mike: Ah! It's Ozzy Osborne!
Mike: [to Rock the Vote crowd] Yea! Kill whitey!
Rastafarian: No! No! No!
I could go over to your mama's and light a small fire in her panties!Drake
Hold your tongue, wench.Drake
Mike: I'm stoned... so are you!
[looks in the backseat]
Mike: Dammit! The nitrous oxide's leaking into the car! OK, calm down... we just gotta keep under the speed limit... limit...
Mike: Limit! Haha, that's another one of those freaky words!
Steve: This is great I never win at checkers.
Mike: Well, it's kinda easy to win when you NEVER MOVE YOUR BACK ROW!