Jimmy: THAT was disgusting.
Chazz: THAT, young man, is how babies are made.

It makes my hair shine like the Belt of Orion.

Chazz

I am never satisfied... it is a curse!

Chazz

I just wanna cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday.

Hector

They laughed at Louie Armstrong when he said he was going to the moon, and now he's laughing at them from up there.

Chazz

Jimmy: Get out of my face!
Chazz: I'll get inside your face!

Chazz: This ends TONIGHT!
Jimmy: It's daytime, you douche!

Fairchild Van Waldenberg: Mommy and Daddy would've wanted you to do it!
Stranz Van Waldenberg: Yeah, remember how they used to be alive?

He likes food, and dreams, and whispers... his favorite movie is Short Circuit... and Fried Green tomatoes.

Hector

You put the bone in Zamboni.

Chazz

I swear to god if you cut my head off...

Chazz

Mind-bottling. Like your mind is trapped in a bottle.

Chazz

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Blades of Glory Quotes

They laughed at Louie Armstrong when he said he was going to the moon, and now he's laughing at them from up there.

Chazz

Hi, you've reached Jimmy, if you can dream it, you can do it!

Jimmy