Sorry I'm late. I was busy having sex. A lot.

Katie Van Waldenberg

Chazz Michaels and Jimmy MacElroy *are* figure skating. Boom!

Chazz

My victory in Boston was as sweet as the cream pie from the city it's named after.

Chazz

Banned for life. Wow! That's a long time.

Darren MacElroy

You better not cut my head off!

Chazz

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Blades of Glory Quotes

They laughed at Louie Armstrong when he said he was going to the moon, and now he's laughing at them from up there.

Chazz

Hi, you've reached Jimmy, if you can dream it, you can do it!

Jimmy