Sorry I'm late. I was busy having sex. A lot.

Katie Van Waldenberg

Chazz Michaels and Jimmy MacElroy *are* figure skating. Boom!


My victory in Boston was as sweet as the cream pie from the city it's named after.


Banned for life. Wow! That's a long time.

Darren MacElroy

You better not cut my head off!


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Blades of Glory Quotes

I just wanna cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday.


Chazz: Night is a very dark time for me.
Jimmy: It's dark for everyone, idiot!
Chazz: Not for people who live in Alaska. Or people with night-vision goggles.