Chazz: Are you an official here? 'Cause you've officially given me a boner.
[Whispers]
Chazz: I'm a sex addict. It's my cross to bare.

Mind-bottling. Like your mind is trapped in a bottle.

Chazz

Jimmy: Get out of my face!
Chazz: I'll get inside your face!

Chazz: Night is a very dark time for me.
Jimmy: It's dark for everyone, idiot!
Chazz: Not for people who live in Alaska. Or people with night-vision goggles.

He likes food, and dreams, and whispers... his favorite movie is Short Circuit... and Fried Green tomatoes.

Hector

I wanna wear the gold medal... naked.

Hector

You better not cut my head off!

Chazz

Chazz: Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.

Coach: What do you guys have that all other teams don't have?
Chazz: Twin dongs?

How'd it go with your lady? Carve up any ice... With your weiner?

Chazz

I swear to god if you cut my head off...

Chazz

I just wanna cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday.

Hector

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I just wanna cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday.

Hector

Jimmy: So Coach, I was thinking about the music for our routine.
Chazz: We're going to skate to one song, and one song [sings] I'm gonna get you get you drunk, get you drunk off my lady humps. My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps.
Jimmy: How do you even know what that means?
Chazz: No one knows what it means, but it's provocative.
Jimmy: No it's not, it's...
Chazz: It gets the people GOING!