Jimmy: Get out of my face!
Chazz: I'll get inside your face!

They laughed at Louie Armstrong when he said he was going to the moon, and now he's laughing at them from up there.

Chazz

You better not cut my head off!

Chazz

Chazz: Night is a very dark time for me.
Jimmy: It's dark for everyone, idiot!
Chazz: Not for people who live in Alaska. Or people with night-vision goggles.

He likes food, and dreams, and whispers... his favorite movie is Short Circuit... and Fried Green tomatoes.

Hector

I wanna wear the gold medal... naked.

Hector

Coach: What do you guys have that all other teams don't have?
Chazz: Twin dongs?

How'd it go with your lady? Carve up any ice... With your weiner?

Chazz

Chazz: Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.

Chazz: Are you an official here? 'Cause you've officially given me a boner.
[Whispers]
Chazz: I'm a sex addict. It's my cross to bare.

I swear to god if you cut my head off...

Chazz

I just wanna cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday.

Hector

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Blades of Glory Quotes

They laughed at Louie Armstrong when he said he was going to the moon, and now he's laughing at them from up there.

Chazz

Hi, you've reached Jimmy, if you can dream it, you can do it!

Jimmy