I just wanna cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday.

Hector

Mind-bottling. Like your mind is trapped in a bottle.

Chazz

Chazz: Are you an official here? 'Cause you've officially given me a boner.
[Whispers]
Chazz: I'm a sex addict. It's my cross to bare.

Chazz: Night is a very dark time for me.
Jimmy: It's dark for everyone, idiot!
Chazz: Not for people who live in Alaska. Or people with night-vision goggles.

You put the bone in Zamboni.

Chazz

How'd it go with your lady? Carve up any ice... With your weiner?

Chazz

Hi, you've reached Jimmy, if you can dream it, you can do it!

Jimmy

I wanna wear the gold medal... naked.

Hector

He likes food, and dreams, and whispers... his favorite movie is Short Circuit... and Fried Green tomatoes.

Hector

You better not cut my head off!

Chazz

Chazz: Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.

Jimmy: Get out of my face!
Chazz: I'll get inside your face!

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Blades of Glory Quotes

I just wanna cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday.

Hector

Chazz: Night is a very dark time for me.
Jimmy: It's dark for everyone, idiot!
Chazz: Not for people who live in Alaska. Or people with night-vision goggles.