Darren MacElroy: I'm un-adopting you.
Jimmy: What?
Darren MacElroy: Well, legally I'm disowning you.

Jimmy: Hey could you help me?
Little Kid: Strangers are danger.

Hi, you've reached Jimmy, if you can dream it, you can do it!

Jimmy

Jimmy: THAT was disgusting.
Chazz: THAT, young man, is how babies are made.

Jimmy: I see you got fat!
Chazz: I see you still look like a 15-year-old girl but not hot.

Sorry I'm late. I was busy having sex. A lot.

Katie Van Waldenberg

Jimmy: I call top bunk!
Chazz: No, I already did.
Jimmy: No you didn't.
Chazz: Yes I did. In my mind.

It makes my hair shine like the Belt of Orion.

Chazz

Chazz: This ends TONIGHT!
Jimmy: It's daytime, you douche!

Chazz Michaels and Jimmy MacElroy *are* figure skating. Boom!

Chazz

You put the bone in Zamboni.

Chazz

I am never satisfied... it is a curse!

Chazz

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Blades of Glory Quotes

They laughed at Louie Armstrong when he said he was going to the moon, and now he's laughing at them from up there.

Chazz

Hi, you've reached Jimmy, if you can dream it, you can do it!

Jimmy