Darren MacElroy: I'm un-adopting you.
Jimmy: What?
Darren MacElroy: Well, legally I'm disowning you.

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Jimmy: Hey could you help me?
Little Kid: Strangers are danger.

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Hi, you've reached Jimmy, if you can dream it, you can do it!

Jimmy

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Jimmy: THAT was disgusting.
Chazz: THAT, young man, is how babies are made.

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Jimmy: I see you got fat!
Chazz: I see you still look like a 15-year-old girl but not hot.

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Sorry I'm late. I was busy having sex. A lot.

Katie Van Waldenberg

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Jimmy: I call top bunk!
Chazz: No, I already did.
Jimmy: No you didn't.
Chazz: Yes I did. In my mind.

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It makes my hair shine like the Belt of Orion.

Chazz

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Chazz: This ends TONIGHT!
Jimmy: It's daytime, you douche!

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Chazz Michaels and Jimmy MacElroy *are* figure skating. Boom!

Chazz

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You put the bone in Zamboni.

Chazz

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I am never satisfied... it is a curse!

Chazz

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