Jimmy: So Coach, I was thinking about the music for our routine.
Chazz: We're going to skate to one song, and one song [sings] I'm gonna get you get you drunk, get you drunk off my lady humps. My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps.
Jimmy: How do you even know what that means?
Chazz: No one knows what it means, but it's provocative.
Jimmy: No it's not, it's...
Chazz: It gets the people GOING!

Banned for life. Wow! That's a long time.

Darren MacElroy

I just wanna cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday.

Hector

You better not cut my head off!

Chazz

I swear to god if you cut my head off...

Chazz

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Blades of Glory Quotes

I just wanna cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday.

Hector

Chazz: Night is a very dark time for me.
Jimmy: It's dark for everyone, idiot!
Chazz: Not for people who live in Alaska. Or people with night-vision goggles.