My victory in Boston was as sweet as the cream pie from the city it's named after.


Mind-bottling. Like your mind is trapped in a bottle.


Jimmy: So Coach, I was thinking about the music for our routine.
Chazz: We're going to skate to one song, and one song [sings] I'm gonna get you get you drunk, get you drunk off my lady humps. My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps.
Jimmy: How do you even know what that means?
Chazz: No one knows what it means, but it's provocative.
Jimmy: No it's not, it's...
Chazz: It gets the people GOING!

Banned for life. Wow! That's a long time.

Darren MacElroy

I just wanna cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday.


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Blades of Glory Quotes

They laughed at Louie Armstrong when he said he was going to the moon, and now he's laughing at them from up there.


Hi, you've reached Jimmy, if you can dream it, you can do it!