Mind-bottling. Like your mind is trapped in a bottle.

Chazz

They laughed at Louie Armstrong when he said he was going to the moon, and now he's laughing at them from up there.

Chazz

Jimmy: So Coach, I was thinking about the music for our routine.
Chazz: We're going to skate to one song, and one song [sings] I'm gonna get you get you drunk, get you drunk off my lady humps. My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps.
Jimmy: How do you even know what that means?
Chazz: No one knows what it means, but it's provocative.
Jimmy: No it's not, it's...
Chazz: It gets the people GOING!

Banned for life. Wow! That's a long time.

Darren MacElroy

You better not cut my head off!

Chazz

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Blades of Glory Quotes

Hi, you've reached Jimmy, if you can dream it, you can do it!

Jimmy

Chazz: Night is a very dark time for me.
Jimmy: It's dark for everyone, idiot!
Chazz: Not for people who live in Alaska. Or people with night-vision goggles.