Jimmy: THAT was disgusting.
Chazz: THAT, young man, is how babies are made.

Hi, you've reached Jimmy, if you can dream it, you can do it!

Jimmy

Jimmy: Hey could you help me?
Little Kid: Strangers are danger.

Darren MacElroy: I'm un-adopting you.
Jimmy: What?
Darren MacElroy: Well, legally I'm disowning you.

Fairchild Van Waldenberg: Mommy and Daddy would've wanted you to do it!
Stranz Van Waldenberg: Yeah, remember how they used to be alive?

Jimmy: Get out of my face!
Chazz: I'll get inside your face!

Chazz: Are you an official here? 'Cause you've officially given me a boner.
[Whispers]
Chazz: I'm a sex addict. It's my cross to bare.

Chazz: Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.

Coach: What do you guys have that all other teams don't have?
Chazz: Twin dongs?

How'd it go with your lady? Carve up any ice... With your weiner?

Chazz

I wanna wear the gold medal... naked.

Hector

He likes food, and dreams, and whispers... his favorite movie is Short Circuit... and Fried Green tomatoes.

Hector

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Blades of Glory Quotes

They laughed at Louie Armstrong when he said he was going to the moon, and now he's laughing at them from up there.

Chazz

Hi, you've reached Jimmy, if you can dream it, you can do it!

Jimmy